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Happy Publication Day!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags apocalypse, Books, Bryan Smith, horror, novel, zombie, zombies on January 30, 2020 by grindhousepress

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#060 – The Fucking Zombie Apocalypse by Bryan Smith

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New from the Splatterpunk Award-winning author of KILL FOR SATAN! and DEPRAVED.

Our story this time around involves a guy named Phil. Phil went on an epic bender last night after breaking up with Crazy Sue. And now he’s waking up with the mother of all hangovers. But that’s the good news. Crazy Sue has called and left a message. She has Phil’s hamster, George the Magnificent, and she’s threatening to squash George if Phil doesn’t come back to her. She gives him an hour to make his way back across town to her place. Still in a drunken daze, Phil bolts from his bed and heads outside, at which point he runs headfirst into yet another complication–the fucking zombie apocalypse has started.

But Phil loves his rodent buddy and he means to get to Crazy Sue’s place–whatever it takes.

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It’s almost here!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Books, grindhouse press, music, novel, Patrick Lacey, satan on December 1, 2019 by grindhousepress

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You still have time to pre-order the Kindle version of A Voice So Soft by Patrick Lacey. Publication is December 3, 2019. Click here to be redirected to Amazon.

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DIRTY ROTTEN HIPPIES AND OTHER STORIES by Bryan Smith

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Books, Bryan Smith, chainsaws, dark, ebook, fiction, hippies, horror, monsters, novel, satan, sex, short stories on May 13, 2019 by grindhousepress

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#051 – Dirty Rotten Hippies and Other Stories by Bryan Smith

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They’ve come from all over the world for a three-day celebration of peace, music, and groovy vibes. Then a mystery drug sickens thousands and the dead begin to rise in Dirty Rotten Hippies, the new novella from the author of Depraved and 68 Kill. No one is safe during this weekend of carnage in the countryside.

This new collection includes several never-before-published short stories, as well as other stories that previously appeared in various anthologies. The collection also includes the first widely available print appearances of the novelette Some Crazy Fucking Shit That Happened One Day and mini-collection Seven Deadly Tales of Terror, both previously only available in eBook format.

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SAINT SADIST by Lucas Mangum

Posted in Uncategorized with tags book, cults, grindhouse press, horror, Lucas Mangum, novel, sex on March 16, 2019 by grindhousepress

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Now available from Grindhouse Press!

#049 – Saint Sadist by Lucas Mangum

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Pregnant with her father’s child, nineteen-year-old Courtney is a girl on the run, willing to do anything to make her way on the road. When a car accident leaves her wounded by the side of a desolate highway, she is taken in by an environmentalist doomsday cult led by the enigmatic Saint Ambrose, a charismatic preacher and ex-environmental scientist who gave up everything after claiming to see the face of God. When he meets the seemingly vulnerable Courtney, he is taken by her beauty and her wounded soul. Now, with the promise of salvation hanging in the balance, Courtney must undergo a series of trials, each more painful and humiliating than the last, her incestuously conceived baby growing in her womb, a strange presence visiting her at night and telling her Ambrose has lost his way and it is she who must overthrow him.

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HALLOWEEN FIEND by C.V. Hunt

Posted in Uncategorized with tags book, Books, creature feature, ebook, fiction, halloween, horror, kindle, monsters, novel on February 19, 2019 by grindhousepress

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#047 – Halloween Fiend by C.V. Hunt

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Strang isn’t the small, quaint town it appears to be. It’s haunted every night by a creature the townsfolk refer to as Halloween. Once the sun sets each day, Halloween emerges to collect its treats: a small, live offering from each household. The residents comply because no one wants to be the target of Halloween’s tricks. But the nightmare of residing in Strang is nothing compared to the yearly ritual Halloween demands of the citizens on All Hallows’ Eve.

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Limbs: A Love Story by Tim Meyer

Posted in Uncategorized with tags Books, dark humor, ebook, horror, humor, novel, sex, Tim Meyer on January 7, 2019 by grindhousepress

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Coming February 9, 2019!

#046 – Limbs: A Love Story by Tim Meyer

I am not a monster.

Ray Bridges, a professional electronics salesman, is looking for love in all the strange places. He spends most nights sneaking into support group meetings for the disabled in order to satisfy his deepest, darkest desires—to hook up with unfortunate, down-on-their-luck women who’ve recently lost a limb. There’s a name for Ray’s preference; it’s called acrotomophilia, a paraphilia involving amputees.

Conflicted, Ray wishes he could change. But he can’t. His body won’t let him. Nor will his mind. He’s destined to live this life, forever. That is . . . until he meets the perfect girl. Falls in love with her. Only problem: her arms and legs are attached.

Unable to find her attractive, Ray embarks on a dark, twisted journey of self-discovery, one that will force him to make an impossible choice: abandon his pursuit of true love or find a way to make it work, even if that means getting the girl of his dreams to shed an appendage.

Weird, comedic, and often raunchy, Limbs is the craziest love story ever told.

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