The Last Porno Theater by Nick Cato

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on July 6, 2013 by grindhousepress

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The Last Porno Theater
Nick Cato
Grindhouse Press #018
90 Pages
$8.95 Paperback/$2.99 Ebook
ISBN: 0988348454

New York City, 1989. The Metro is the last theater to feature adult films projected on actual film, something manager Herschell Schwartzbaum takes much pride in. But the city is attempting to buy the theater to continue sanitizing Times Square. Despite barely making ends meet and having to deal with a small staff not as devoted as himself, Herschell refuses to budge. When one of his employees goes missing, Herschell is forced to hire a newbie. And just as he’s learning the ropes from Herschell and ace projectionist Cleon, The Metro begins to display some truly odd interior damage they won’t be able to hide from city officials forever. Now Herschell and his staff must prepare for a battle against corrupt bureaucrats and their arsenal of unusual devices … and they’re about to get some help from The Metro itself …

Zombieville by C.V. Hunt

Posted in Uncategorized on May 8, 2013 by grindhousepress

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Zombieville
C.V. Hunt
Grindhouse Press #017
Paperback and Ebook
96 Pages
$7.95 USD Paperback/ .99 cents USD Ebook
ISBN: 0988348448

Chris is your friendly neighborhood zombie. He has desires and hungers just like the rest of the undead, which is convenient since his brother, Spencer, is the village mortician. There’s just one problem: Spencer has met a girl. There’s no winning for Chris. If things go well with the girl, Spencer is going to neglect him. If things go poorly, the consequences could be very far reaching. What’s a zombie to do?

Samurai Vs. Robo-Dick by Steve Lowe

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 9, 2012 by grindhousepress

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Samurai Vs. Robo-Dick
Steve Lowe
Grindhouse Press #016
Paperback and Ebook
150 pages
$9.95 USD
ISBN: 098834842X

Homicidal Wendigos!
Limb-lopping samurai!
Ambitionless slackers!
Marijuana!
A redhead!
Robo-Dick!

It’s been a few weeks since Benson returned to his parents’ home in the idyllic gated community of Grand Acres. He hasn’t seen them since. Ever since locking himself in the house with his supply of junk food and pot, he hasn’t seen much of anyone. When he’s finally coerced from the house and joins an ominous neighborhood group know as the Brown Shirts, Benson realizes things in Grand Acres aren’t nearly as tranquil as he thought. Even worse, there’s a samurai on the loose who is settling grudges in very violent ways.

How To Kill Yourself by C.V. Hunt

Posted in Books with tags , , , , on September 27, 2012 by grindhousepress

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How To Kill Yourself
C.V. Hunt
Grindhouse Press #014
Paperback and Ebook
86 pages
$7.95 USD
ISBN:0988348403

Earth, Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory. There is only one way to move from any of these worlds to the next…

Satanic Summer by Andersen Prunty

Posted in Books with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 5, 2012 by grindhousepress

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Satanic Summer
Andersen Prunty
Grindhouse Press #666
Paperback and Ebook
238 Pages
$9.95 USD
ISBN: 0984969292

Doug Backus is a normal young man trying to lead a clean Christian life but when mysterious and gruesome deaths begin occurring in his town of Clover, Kentucky, he learns that his life can never be as wholesome as he wants. Along with his heathen friend Crank and pariah neighbor Whitney, he becomes involved in an exploration of the town’s secrets that will either lead them to their doom or answer all the questions Doug has about almost everything. Only one thing becomes certain: Salvation is not an option.

From Andersen Prunty, author of Fuckness and Hi I’m a Social Disease, comes a sleazy horror comedy about friendship, religion, and satanic orgies.

Pray You Die Alone by Andersen Prunty

Posted in Books with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 14, 2012 by grindhousepress

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Pray You Die Alone: Horror Stories
Andersen Prunty
Grindhouse Press #011
Paperback and Ebook
90 pages
$7.95 USD
ISBN: 0984969233

A short story collection from Andersen Prunty, author of Fuckness and Hi I’m a Social Disease. Contains “The Summer of Flies”, “Deathtripping in New Orleans”, “Durning”, “Air Cathedral”, “The Nowhere Room”, “Black Rosita’s Man”, and “Rayles.”

King of the Perverts by Steve Lowe

Posted in Books, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on June 5, 2012 by grindhousepress

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King of the Perverts
 Steve Lowe
Grindhouse Press #010
Paperback and Ebook
122 pages
$8.95 USD
ISBN: 098496925X

Poor Dennis. He’s a regular sort of guy who’s recently been dealt a shitty hand by life: he lost his job, his wife hates him and wants a divorce, and it turns out she was also cheating on him as well. Now he’s living on his brother’s couch. Holy fuck, that sucks. Dennis can’t imagine things could get much worse, and that’s why he jumped at the opportunity to take part in a new reality game show: a “sexcathlon” where the first person to achieve 10 increasingly difficult and perverted sexual challenges wins a million dollars and is crowned King of the Perverts. Dennis doesn’t care about the title, he just wants the money, but now he’s not sure he can make it to the end. Enduring a golden shower and following through with an Abe Lincoln are hard enough, but he’s losing his nerve and fears what act of perversion will come next. He’d like to drop out, but his Russian bear of a cameraman, Mongo, has other plans for him and that million dollar prize, and Dennis has to decide which is worse: winning the King of the Perverts, or losing it.

PRAISE FOR STEVE LOWE AND KING OF THE PERVERTS

“Steve Lowe is depraved! He taught me a few things with this hilarious, dangerous, sexy (?) book… None of which I wanted to learn. Take a ride with the King of the Perverts-just strap your clean thoughts and innocence in a car-seat, and hopefully they’ll survive the trip.” – Kevin Shamel, author of Rotten Little Animals, Island of the Super People, and Porn Land (forthcoming).

“Great, hilarious stuff that also raises a lot of questions about money, fame, gender and, more importantly, the Dirty Sanchez.” – Andersen Prunty, author of Fuckness and Hi I’m a Social Disease

“I get airsick pretty goddamned easily. But I kept reading while I was on the plane. Even through the turbulence. I started at the Dallas/Forth Worth Airport eating a veggie burger in a TGIFridays and ended whilst descending into Arizona. The unsuspecting woman sitting beside me had no idea. It was awesome. Completely amazing in so many ways. So sick. Oh, so sick.” – Caris O’Malley, author of The Egg Said Nothing

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